6-19-09
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In obvious spite of someone else on here, I've decided to make a list of reasons why we should all pack our shit, kick down the front door, jump in the car, and move to South Carolina RIGHT NOW.<br /><br /><br />NEVER have I seen a state so awesome. When I first saw all the potential benefits to be reaped that came with moving there, this was my face(I don't have a camera to take a picture, so I made an artists sketch).<br /><img src="http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3927/myface.png" /><img /><br /><br />But I digress. Here's three good reasons why we should all move to SC.<br /><br /><br /><br /><h2>Living is cheap</h2><br /><br /><br />In South Carolina, the real estate market is flourishing. Just look at the lovely homes that are currently on the market.<br /><img src="http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/390/190/86/o_TRAILER_HOME1.jpg" /><img /><br />Marvelous isn't it? I think I just shat.<br /><br /><br /><h2>The people are nice</h2><br /><br /><br />You know how small towns are like big families? Well imagine that on a state level. SC is like one big, loving family. Not because the people are just inherently nice, but because everyone in South Carolina is literally from the same family. I guess that's why most of the people look like this:<img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3099/hick3ey.jpg" /><img /><br /><br />Actually let me stop here for a second. In all seriousness, this picture begs the question: are there dentists in South Carolina? It certainly doesn't seem like it to me. Almost everyone I've ever seen in South Carolina has had a severely negative tooth to tattoo ratio.<br /><br /><br /><h2>Plenty of exciting attractions</h2><br /><br /><br />Yes, South Carolina comes with a plethora of amazing locations to see. Locations such as Wal-Mart, a gas station, and a local market. I'm going to stop here for a second and ask a much-needed question: am I the only person who thinks Wal-Mart is strangely similar to a zoo? It seems like no matter where they build a Wal-Mart, it attracts the worst people on Earth. Hell, I'd go so far even to say that the people alone are capable of dragging down your property value simply from being so unsightly. Hmm. Maybe that's why it's so cheap to live in South Carolina. Maybe the people at your local Wal-Mart are just the tip of the ice berg. Hell, come to think of it, I guess Wal-Mart is kind of like going to South Carolina. Oh fuck me! Now it all makes sense. <h2>THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA IS JUST A BIGGER VERSION WAL-MART</h2>........