7-11-09
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It bugs the hell out of me when I see people getting married. What the hell is the point of getting married? It's just a huge waste of time. 
<br><br>I suppose if you're looking for an effective way to give half your shit away to some greedy bitch once you get tired of her, then marriage is the way to go. But other than that, I'm at a loss.

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But I've thought about it, and it seems like there's not one logical reason to get married. Sure you can say "it shows that you are committed for life" if you negate the fact that divorce existing makes this argument completely invalid. So what's the point of getting married if marriage doesn't necessarily show any more commitment than just being together outside of wedlock? There isn't one. It's a fucking social-norm. That's why people do it. What the hell is marriage anyway? If you can think for yourself, I beg you: think about how stupid marriage is and DON'T do it.

<br><br>Not to mention most men just want to use up women sexually and toss them aside, while women want to use men up emotionally and toss them aside. This being said, it's only a matter of time before two people get sick of each other and get a divorce or just decide to stay together because they're either 1. Too old, or 2. Accepting the fact that they can either die alone or take what they can get.

<br><br>Did you know the average wedding budget is $20,000? Imagine all the other shit you could do with that cash. God damn it, marriage is such a waste of time and money.

<br>If you MUST get married, here are some tips:
1. Get revenge when things go down the shitter: When my parents got divorced, my mom got to keep my dad's apartment. My dad retaliated by trashing the apartment and pawning her car. Dad - 1, Mom - 0.
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2. Kill your spouse: You should always push your spouse to make a hefty life insurance policy. Once he or she gives puts 250k or more on it, stage an "accident". Hell, if you get away with it, no one will judge you.
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3. If you're a male, have kids: We all know raising kids is a woman's job(which is probably why most kids are so fucked up), so have kids so you wont have to spend time with your wife.
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