6-11-09
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I was pretty bored one night, so I decided to be productive by trolling Jonas Brothers fans on the internet. After a short while, the discussion somehow ended up about their purity rings that the Jonas Brothers are so very financially obligated to put on a smile and embrace.
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I started making fun of them because they have all this unwarranted fame and money, yet can't get laid.<br><br>
The person responded with something along the lines of ,"The purity rings show that they have respect for women and that the relationship is not about sex."
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But of course since we're talking about Jonas Brothers fans, this is obviously a 14 year old girl who wets her panties every time "When I look into your eyes" starts playing, so the actual message looked something like, "omg u r so stupid tha purty rings mean dat you can be with sum1 and not hav it b about sexx u idot."<br><br>
This was quite an eye-opener for me. I really realized something:<h2> ABSTINENCE MAKES WOMEN POWERLESS</h2><br><br>
Allow me to explain: women and men both love sex. It's obvious. Look at all the teen pregnancies for example. But what makes men and women different is that <h2>women have the ability to control their sexual urges.</h2><br><br>
Because of this, women have an extreme advantage over men. They can practically make men do whatever they want. If there's no sex, they have no control over anything. <h2> Women control the world with their vaginas.</h2> So from now on I'm going abstinent. I'm such a genius.