6-28-09
It seems like I can't go one day without getting guilt-tripped by these stupid environmentalists for everything short of lewd conduct with a tree. I really think scientists should investigate to see if there's a genetic link between being and environmentalist and being one step away from brain-dead although I don't think it takes science to draw the lines.
I can't remember where I read this, but there was this dumb bitch talking about how we need to stop oil production and go to a simpler way of life. If you agree with that statement, please step in front of the firing squad.
Not only would ceasing oil production with no alternative sources for fuel collapse the global economy entirely and cause hundreds of millions of job losses, but it would also result in the deaths of hundreds of millions of people if not over a billion. It's okay though, we're saving the planet.
If any environmentalist reads this, there's something I'd like to show them:
This is a pile of water bottles. That's not even the half of what I drink. That's the last two days. The number of bottles I go through every week could make an environmentalist cry.
This is a picture of those same water bottles in the garbage. I'm all for the cessation of polluting the air, effectively, efficiently, and most importantly, safely. I think that materialism is destructive to not only ourselves, but others and the world as a whole, and I believe that we should all come together, embrace our differences, and learn to love each other. Why are these bottles in the garbage you ask? The bottles are in the garbage solely because you environmentalists piss me off. The reason I'm posting these pictures is because I want to show you that a total of 14 water bottles are going to be sitting in a landfill, polluting mother earth and the air, as a DIRECT RESULT of you. I want to show you that you've actually prevented me from recycling because of how annoying you are while getting your point across.
Man, I really hate environmentalists.