7-14-09
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So after watching some recaps of the holocaust that is the MTV Movie Awards, I've become inspired to make a list of the most talentless people in the US. So without further ado, we shall begin.<br><br>
<img src="http://www.cambridgeambassadorsfc.co.uk/images/navbar/trophy.gif"></img>The Worst Musician Award goes to....<br><br>
Miley Cyrus:<br>
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First off note that I did not edit this in photoshop. This is what she looks like in real life. Also if you're wondering why this award is going to Miley and not the Jonas Brothers, it's because the award is for "Worst Musician" not "Most Flamboyantly Gay Incestuous band of All Time." But anyways... I think it can go without saying that she sucks ass, and it greatly saddens me how idiots eat up the manufactured bullshit MTV/Disney so happily churns out. SHE'S FUCKING TALENTLESS. I can't wait until fall. I hope the Swine Flu comes back all nice and mutated so it can kill off all the knuckle-dragging dumbasses that make the execs at MTV/Disney rich from producing garbage.<br><br><br>
<img src="http://www.cambridgeambassadorsfc.co.uk/images/navbar/trophy.gif"></img>Worst Actor Ever Award goes to...<br><br>
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Zach Efron:<br>
I never thought for one second anyone would be able to give David Caruso and Keeanu Reeves a run for their money. I stand corrected. If you could take everything I hate(trust me, there's a lot), and wrap it into a single, fake, manufactured person, Zach Efron would be the one.<br><br><br>
<img src="http://www.cambridgeambassadorsfc.co.uk/images/navbar/trophy.gif"></img>Um....lolwut award goes to...<br><br>
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Taylor Prince:<br>
Actually, I don't know why the hell I put her in here. But she's a fucking bitch. I thought I'd let you all know.<br><br><br>
<img src="http://www.cambridgeambassadorsfc.co.uk/images/navbar/trophy.gif"></img>Best Book to Movie Transition Award goes to....<br>
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Twlight:<br>
Now, you may be thinking to yourself, "If it gets the best book to movie transition award, why is this a bad thing?" Oh it's not just a bad thing, it's one of the worst tragedies to ever hit mankind. The reason I give it the best book to movie transition is because the director of the movie took a poorly-written, overrated book, with shitty dialogue, shitty characters, and a shitty plot; and bloated it into a poorly-written, overrated movie, with shitty dialogue, shitty characters, and a shitty plot. Nothing changed. It transitioned perfectly. Maybe one day the 15 year old girls who get wet(or sprout a hard-on, as the case may be) will realize what a lame-ass series Twilight is. I've never seen the movie, but I don't need to see the movie to tell you that it sucks.
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So due to my easily divided attention and over-abundance of apathy, I've already lost interest in writing this, but I feel it's lacking something still. So I'll end it with a painfully uninteresting anecdote. When my ex-girlfriend was upset with me because apparently I was "mad all the time," she wrote me a long-ass note about how it was making her feel. My ex-girlfriend was a stupid, yappy cunt and I didn't give a damn about her since she was an idiot, annoying, and the source of my anger 9/10 times. So I just flipped over the note, drew a trycicle on the back and wrote "Sorry, babe. Here's a trycicle for your troubles." and gave it back to her. So I guess I'll do that here too. Here, have a tricycle for your troubles:<br>
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